I just got home from riding the all-new 2016 Ducati XDiavel all around San Diego. My cruiser face is starting to dissipate and I’ve finally managed to turn off Nickelback radio, which means it’s time to get your questions in.

Any and all inquiries are welcome, and I promise to read as many as possible until I get annoyed or bored by people asking me if it baby’s...because that joke has run its course.

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Bonus points and stars for asking something I haven’t thought to already answer or for being extra funny.

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Photo: Ducati

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