I did not realize that my dreams sometimes come to life.
This is Slavik Hannes putting down the winning run of a recent downhill biking race held in the middle of Arkady Mall in Prague. Apparenty the whole thing was called the 'Downmall Tour' of which Hannes is now champion.
He stated on Facebook that his "chain jumped during the final run, damaged my balls at the stem." He added a frowney face.
You can see his other winning Downmall races here in Berlin
and here in Szczecin, Poland.
How had I never seen this before?