Which are the five greatest track bikes of all time? Think about it. The Kawasaki Ninja H2R, the Kawasaki Ninja H2R, the Kawasaki Ninja H2R, the Kawasaki Ninja H2R, and the Kawasaki Ninja H2R. Because it spits hot fire.

Skip ahead to about 2:25 in the video to see what I'm talking about. That's not just fire, that's sparks and plasma and the nether regions of hell screaming out of the pipe of the truly insane 300-horsepower freak-bike. If the speed doesn't kill you, Satan may just finish you off Himself.

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Though, maybe to stave off the Fallen One, you shouldn't wear loose pants. Those'll probably catch first.


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