A 33-year-old man was admitted into an emergency room after a motorcycle crash in Germany. Doctors noticed the berries to his twig were hard, swollen, and blue, while his left leg was shorter than it should've been. Why? "Femoral-Head Dislocation to the Scrotum." Yes, the top of his femur was sheared off and shoved into his ballsack.

First of all, don't scroll down.

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Seriously, you don't want to see this. Nobody should have to see this.

Except you.

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Yeah, you.

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The guy that rides with a fashion leather jacket and a pair of board shorts.

This is your femur.

This is your femur after a crash.

This is the ball of your femur rammed into your manly bits.

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Wear good gear or succumb to the inevitability of thousands of "boner" jokes.

Ok, here...


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