In their infinite wisdom, the car/motorcycle/three-wheeler/I-don’t-know-what-to-call-them gods have decided to bless me with a Polaris Slingshot for the week. What should I do with it?

My car journalist buddies are mad because they think it sucks. My moto journalist buddies are mad because they want to play with it. My girlfriend is mad because she doesn’t know if she should be embarrassed or not. I’m mad because I’m sitting at a desk watching the seconds I have it in my possession tick away.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME DO WITH THE POLARIS SLINGSHOT?!?!?!

All suggestions will be taken into deep, deep consideration - though keep in mind that paper-pushing bosses expect me to keep writing and posting content all week so booking a track day or driving it across country are probably out of the question.